General Kenobi, years ago I gave birth to 2 children who are now teenagers, married unsuccessfully not once but twice. I regret that I am unable to present my request to you in a sane logical manner, but I lost most of my brain cells while giving birth, and the others while saying ” I do”. I have placed information vital to the survival of my sanity in the memory systems of my Dell laptop, most days I remember how to retrieve it. You must see me safely through the maze that is my brain. This is my most desperate hour. Help Me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you`re my only hope!